Real Money ... Wedding " Bear : Tell me what is this bear? Hochwander : Why, why?
Bear: That's it! Nobody knows why, so you need not worry that someone will ask. You know what does this bear? On the vital needs of the whole society. This is a teddy bear on the scale of our capabilities. You know, what are we doing this teddy bear? We open the eyes of skeptics. Look - we're talking - it's ours, we have made and it is not our last word, and nobody has the right to find fault, because it is a bear of a social, based on six institutions, that the rot, fall in the fresh air and then what to do?
Hochwander : Minutes of destruction ...?
Bear: Real money earns only on expensive, straw investments.
[Hochwander grabs a bottle of cognac]
Bear: No, no, no, no, no, no, no! You can not afford! You must save!
Hochwander : Listen Rysiek! You do not be such a demagogue! How are you doing combinations is all well, and as I will suggest something ... I do this training!
Bear: I combinations? Tell me one, and I will drink a whole bottle of cognac. Well, well?
Hochwander Give me fifty!
Bear: Well, tell me!
Hochwander : Who shot affair with a false brother? I broke the image ad. It took me over three hundred thousand.
Bear: You?
Hochwander : Money is money! Hundreds of thousands, a few hundred dollars to be uncertain and this is how my aunt will gesture. And that you think is right!
Bear: Jack! Do not confuse mentally two different monetary systems. Do not let `s Pewex. We get for this baby, as consultants, 20% of the total amount of its costs and longer. So, the more expensive it is, this bear it ... no? Koniaczek?
Hochwander : Dual ... I can afford! "
I remembered this scene from the masterpiece by Stanislaw Bareja, when I heard the statement of a researcher for purchasing laboratory equipment and research at public universities. He stated that he asked himself once worked in a laboratory for the great water, why the local equipment is often completely dilapidated, almost on the border of the accident, the silver tape stuck together, for the invention of which the author should get special Nobel However, our laboratory equipment is new, beautiful polished. Ot and the problem ... Why. Answer proved to be quite trivial. Our universities are buying equipment for the benefit of science and progress, and rustic because it is necessary, as long as it is and the costs of repair are located in the break-even, one has no intention to change a new one. Why, then, that our scientists are seeking to purchase such expensive toys, often proving rectors and officials of all kinds, this type of need? Firstly because it is him money - the so-called Łunijne. But this is only the background. There is one fundamental reason - according to my interlocutor. The scientist, who "lobbies for shopping," knows perfectly well that will go to his pocket about 10% of the contract value in one form or another. The commission, after all is something najnormalniejszym in the world, certainly not in a situation of Stalin's behemoths, which are often our universities. So one has 10% of the total cost as a consultant, so that the bear is more expensive ... Apparently, a common practice is to assist in the preparation of projects by the distributors and is it someone needs? Who cares? But as hard as we bear no communist rot in the open air, but will be in default university corridors, often unpacked. In this issue there was a change. Main socialist law, the real economy in which we're still remained the same: "Real money earned on the expensive investment straw."
PS
four days (the fourth of May) we will celebrate the 30th anniversary of the film's release "
Bear." So the thirtieth anniversary of the almost round! This true thirtieth anniversary of the first round will be next year. But the brigade and to celebrate young people should make a guard of honor before the newly acquired sausages. Not forgetting the course of mustard. As an obsessive fan of the film not only volunteers to guard, but dedicate this anniversary a separate post.